Golden Celebrity

Here’s the new Spice Girls video for “Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)” and it’s slightly boring and slightly bizarre.
Posh is turning on the drag queen inside her to maximum overload. Bitch makes RuPaul look butch. I guess since she can’t sing she might as well pose. She also strokes Geri’s hair which is a little [...]

· 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. (Kaboom.)
· The Zombie labor talks, meanwhile, prove no more successful.
· Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates the downside of having way too much fuck-you money.
· Even sad Hollywood Blvd. Superman thinks “Blackout” is off-the-hizzle!
· Next time, you may want to put some product in that, Mein [...]

· Just when we thought there was nothing that could possibly make us smile on this long, depressing day, we flipped back through our copy of Digital Variety, finding Go Fast. For the moment, at least, everything seems right with the world.
· Speaking Truth to Senile Power Dept: You know who isn’t especially charmed by [...]

· 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. (Kaboom.)
· The Zombie labor talks, meanwhile, prove no more successful.
· Jerry Seinfeld demonstrates the downside of having way too much fuck-you money.
· Even sad Hollywood Blvd. Superman thinks “Blackout” is off-the-hizzle!
· Next time, you may want to put some product in that, Mein [...]

· Just when we thought there was nothing that could possibly make us smile on this long, depressing day, we flipped back through our copy of Digital Variety, finding Go Fast. For the moment, at least, everything seems right with the world.
· Speaking Truth to Senile Power Dept: You know who isn’t especially charmed by [...]