Golden Celebrity

Though it pains us to admit it, we fear our once-torrid relationship with HBO fuckumentary Tell Me You Love Me has gotten a little stale; where we once eagerly tuned in to freeze-frame each possible stunt-cock scene for evidence of the Truth or to uncover acts of penetration that were supposed to be obscured by [...]

It’s been a busy week for Defamer PartyWatcher Ann: Having barely recovered from Saturday night’s Guitar Hero III launch festivities in which she got a little carried away and set her controller ablaze in a Hendrix-channeling moment, she managed to pull it together in time to check out Monday night’s celebrations in honor of the [...]

· Music round-up: The Pogues with Ted Leo and the Pharmacists at the Wiltern; Tristeza at the Echo; The Deadly Syndrome at Spaceland; Danzig at the Greek.
· AFI Fest screens Psycho at the ArcLight for free, Jack Nicholson’s terrifying visage will haunt the picnicking moviegoers who cram into Hollywood Forever’s showing of The Shining, and [...]

You know who wasn’t going to stay home on the couch this Halloween, posting Flickr photos of herself gobbling fun-size Snickers bars by the handful while watching her old The View couchmates delight the daytime-TV-craving masses with their sassy flapperwear? Rosie O’Donnell, that’s who! Trussed up in the most luxurious Elizabethan finery The Martha Stewart [...]

Regardless of what your Halloween plans might entail, chances are pretty good that you’ll eventually come face to face with the compressed, Lycra-silhouetted junk of at least one dude dressed as a superhero. Pretty on the Outside decided to grade some of the shrink-wrapped celebrity shlong on display this haunting season, giving head-of-the-class marks to [...]