Spears VS. Federline is over for the day. It was just a day of testimony and the judge didn't rule anything. Both Brit and KFed testified. Extra TV reports that one of their people asked Britney how she was doing and she replied, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"
Oh Brit! Save those [...]
Oct
26
Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
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Oct
26
Shauna Sand Is Such A Natural Beauty
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Shauna Sand is such an exquisite creature with such sophisticated taste. She is a true lady from top to bottom. Her skin is like crushed pearls. Her mouth is like a bowl of fresh strawberries. Her breasts are like two luscious grapefruits. Her hair is like woven gold. She only wears the finest of garments.
Oh! [...]
Oct
26
Here Comes Alfie!
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Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie Allen, will star in the U.K. tour of Equus. This is the same production that Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe took it off for.
21-year-old Alfie recently starred in Atonement with Keira Knightley. Equus writer Peter Schaffer saw him in Atonement and recommended him for Equus.
The play may transfer to the [...]
Oct
26
That Cop Is Kind Of Hot
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Screw Britney! Show us more of that hot cop. Anyway, BS showed up to court today wearing her favorite boots. She's still in there waiting to hear if she's going to walk away with 50/50 custody.
TMZ is giving us the blow by blow. She's apparently walked out of the courtroom twice. She walked out [...]
Oct
26
Season Of The Witch [Short Ends]
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· Bravo to Queerty for unearthing the greatest YouTube witch-montage we’ve ever seen. OK, it’s the only one we’ve ever seen, but it’s still pretty damned awesome.
· Talk about seamless segues: Paris Hilton’s inexistent trip to Rwanda is not, we repeat is not for a reality show. She sincerely cares about the missions of compassion [...]