Golden Celebrity

Paris’s historic journey to Rwanda to break ground on the Kigali Hilton has been delayed, for now, due to a “restructuring” at the Playing for Good Foundation (formerly Totally Rockin’ Reality TV Ventures LLC). We’re certain her philanthropic efforts will get back on track just as soon as they can find a line producer [...]

Today’s most popular headlines are Distractingly Buxom Halle Berry Talks About Her Movie And The Wildfires, We Think (3,216 views today), So How’s The Studio Mogul Thing Working Out For Tom Cruise? (3,195) and Robert Evans Is Playing ‘Mind Games’ With Us (1,167).

We’ve forgotten in which direction we were supposed to be spun by the last WGA contract negotiation update, but the AMPTP is again taking a turn at trying to convince the world that all they want is peace, love, and happiness. (And maybe to trick writers into one tiny little concession that seems harmless enough [...]

Paul Croft, a working-class bloke from Nottingham, had a giant tattoo of Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore etched on his back–a gesture meant to surprise and delight his five Potter-obsessed children. We think it’s safe to say that of the many dangers Croft tried to anticipate in subjecting himself to the painful and permanent procedure, the [...]

· Music round-up: Blonde Redhead at the Wiltern; Gogol Bordello at the Mayan; The
Pipettes at Echoplex
· Nick Hornby presents new novel Slam at Book Soup. If the movie rights haven’t already been sold, they will be by the time he finishes up his L.A. trip.
· Head downtown to the Santee Village Lofts’ Creepy Couture and [...]