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Today’s most popular headlines are ‘Lovely Bones’ Shocker! Ryan Gosling Accused Of Eccentricity (6,768 views today), David Geffen At Beverly Hills Power-Lox Spot (2,569) and Meet Hillela Bernstein, Halle Berry’s Jewish Cousin (2,427).

With HBO subscribers understandably less engrossed in the mysteries with which the network now presents them on Sunday nights–such as whether or not Tell Me You Love Me’s Adam Scott employs an ejaculating stunt-cock or how much longer we have to wait before producers serve up that hotly anticipated sexagenarian-penetration scene–it’s inevitable that viewers don’t [...]

· Music round-up: Jesus and Mary Chain with BRMC and Evan Dando at the Wiltern; Rihanna at the House of Blues; Interpol at the Forum; Tokyo Police Club at the El Rey.
· Greg Fitzsimmons, who once toiled on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show–very timely!– is headlining a free night of comedy at Jennifer’s Coffee Connection [...]

From time to time, Defamer videographer Molly McAleer seeks out the temporary camaraderie of the friendly folks patrolling the red carpet of various Hollywood events, looking to make a connection with someone other than the abusive, controlling TiVo mascot with whom she’s recently formed an unhealthy relationship. On Sunday night, Molly turned up at the [...]

You know what’s like, totally boring? All this snoresville wildfire talk on the TV! Burning this, property loss that…if you’ve seen one smoldering Malibu mansion, you’ve seen them all. And where have momma’s damn stories gone? Mercifully, the crew at KABC 7 broke in a little while ago to let us know where we can [...]