Golden Celebrity

 
John Travolta needs to quit it with the dead cats on his head. Everyone knows that he's as bald as Brit Brit's vagina and just as rancid. Besides the split-wave went out in the 80s. He is so gay that it's burning rainbows into my eyes. He looks like he sings showtunes for old queens [...]

 
American treasure and all-around badass, Robert Goulet, is laying up in Cedars-Sinai hospital needing a lung. His wife and manager Vera Goulet told Broadway World that Bobby was rushed to the hospital on September 30th and was diagnosed with Interstitial Pulmonary Fibrosis.
 
Doctors say without a lung transplant, he won't survive. [...]

 
TMZ reports that the reason the FBI seized some computers and a digital camera from David Copperfield's warehouse may have something to do with the complicated way he picks up chicks.
 
Sources say during his show at the MGM Grand David will pick ladies from the audience to take part in his show. He'll use [...]

As if there’s any other story on everybody’s minds:
· Never has so fabulous a T-shirt design been made available so quickly after a zeitgeist-hijacking story first breaks. You go, gay wizard!
· We’re not saying the signs were completely obvious, but a little effort could have easily unscrambled “Albus Dumbledore” to read “Male bods rule, bud!”
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Defamer PartyWatcher Ann and photographer Maggie Serrano checked into Hollywood Hellhouse this weekend, a tour of the depraved we first took three years ago and have now returned to, in the hopes that its horrific depictions of drug use, homosexual intercourse, and botched abortions might eventually begin to nudge us towards the path of the [...]