Golden Celebrity

If you’ve ever felt that the awkward confrontations in which Larry David invariably finds himself during the average episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm sometimes seem like the product of profound mental illness rather than improvisational comedic invention, the work of a clinical psychology student noted in this week’s New Yorker might finally convince you that [...]

Hollywood fleshpeddler Heidi Fleiss’s long-gestating Stud Farm project–a gender-reversed counterpart to Nevada’s Chicken and Bunny Ranches that will offer a wide menu of U.S. Grade-A certified he-steak to a man-famished female clientele–is currently fielding applications from sexually potent candidates eager to be included among its stud stable. From heidistudfarm.com:
This establishment will hire men to service [...]

With these words, action star/political activist/internet demigod Chuck Norris abandons his own promising presidential candidacy and makes his official endorsement for the Republican nomination, pledging to saddle up and rise a conservative dark horse all the way to the White House: “A short time ago, I wrote in jest about what I would do if [...]

We’ve long been skeptical about our Governor’s ability to inspire his fellow Californians during a time in crisis, but following his Malibu address of earlier today, we’re utterly confident that he’s ready to rise to the challenge placed before him.
If we had to pinpoint the exact moment of the briefing in which Schwarzenegger won [...]

· Peter Jackson’s feature adaptation of The Lovely Bones suffers a severe cast downgrade as Mark Wahlberg steps in to replace Ryan Gosling, who’s departing the project following the always-popular “creative differences.” [Variety]
· Talks are underway to bring a reality series starring Scottish psychic Derek “The Baby Mind Reader” Ogilive to America, centering [...]