Golden Celebrity

Star Jones, too often the lone voice of sanity to be found on basic cable programming dedicated to the celebrity-related legal issues of the day, has a point: We don’t know much of anything about the ongoing investigation of the sexual assault accusations made against David Copperfield beyond the stream of gossip being leaked to [...]

Today’s most popular headlines are Wes Anderson Still Tired Of Answering The Owen Wilson Question (4,003 views today), J.K. Rowling Explains Why Uncle Dumbledore Never Got Married (3,146) and Josh Hartnett Stumbles Into First Place During Another Slow Weekend At The Box Office (2,037).

With just eight short days until the release of “Blackout,” Britney Spears’s attempt at stepping away from all the sock-related distractions and again donning her popstar hat (a Kangol-brand porkpie), the first reviews have appeared, including a dispatch from the NY Daily News in which the critic is struck by the robot behind vocals:
Her twerpy [...]

The weeklies continue to be quite generous about keeping everyone up to date on every inch of John Deere-assisted progress Owen Wilson is making on the path back to health, assuring the world that his recovery is proceeding slowly, steadily, and one lawn mower ride at a time. [People]

· Music round-up: The Fiery Furnaces at the Troubadour; The Go! Team at Amoeba Records; Something For Rockets at Spaceland.
· The New Beverly has a sci-fi double-feature of Danny Boyle’s Sunshine and its cinematic inspiration, Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey.
· A mere $17 gains you admittance to tonight’s Breaking Into Soaps seminar at the [...]