Upon noticing that adoption hobbyists Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie appear to have been afflicted with an acute case of wanderlust, a concerned Page Six contacted “psychotherapist/social worker Puja Hall” for her expert thoughts on how their failure to plant firm roots could lead to developmental problems for their pancultural brood:
So far, the Jolie-Pitt clan [...]
Oct
19
Child Rearing: Are The Globetrotting Pitt-Jolies Doing Their Children A Disservice?
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Oct
19
Behind The Music: Hollywood DJs Just As Sick Of Britney Spears’ Crap As You Are
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On this morning’s Yo on E! show, DJs Graham Funke and Stone Rokk, frequent masters of record-spinning ceremonies at celebrity-infested local establishments like Area and Les Deux, are induced into talking some smack about the famous clientele to whom the clubs’ buzz-craving owners slavishly cater in hopes of keeping their venues from falling out of [...]
Oct
19
Magic Tricks: David Copperfield Accused Of Creating The Illusion Of Sexual Consent
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Though reports had been circulating about a mysterious FBI raid of the heavily fortified Las Vegas warehouse where celebrity necromancer David Copperfield houses the contract with Satan documenting the exchange of his mortal soul for the infernal magickal powers he regularly displays in network television specials, the purpose of the probe had remained unclear. But [...]
Oct
19
Vehicular Sockslaughter: Breaking! Britney Spears Runs Over Paparazzo’s Foot, Murdering Innocent Tube Sock
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While trying to capture an image of Britney Spears following an apparent lip-collagen injection so over-the-top that it could make an aging Beverly Hills trophy wife faint dead away in horror, one of TMZ’s fearless photographers bravely sacrificed a pristine tube sock in the commission of his noble duty.
We’ve reviewed the video of the [...]
Oct
19
7 Years Of Bad Luck
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Vivica A Fox! Using broken mirrors to make a mosaic dress sounds like a good idea…..but save it for old garden tables instead. The wig is Tyra Banks approved though!
Here's Vivie at the opening of the play "Whatever She Wants" in Hollywood.
Wenn