Are you a sporadically working WGA member with soft, gentle hands, the ability to breathe quietly, and a willingness to explore unconventional employment options to pick up some extra cash for your personal strike fund? Then head to Craigslist right now, for you can be sure that the following position won’t remain unfilled for long:
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Oct
19
Defamer Employment: Stroke Your Way Through Your Strike-Related Cash Flow Problems
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Oct
19
Friday Afternoon Nonsense Theater: The Phantom Strikes!
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Since we still feel the need to counterbalance earlier stories of rape, murder, and crib death with something a little more light-hearted, we bring you the above video our latest installment of Friday Afternoon Nonsense Theater. (Apologies to anyone who might already be familiar with it, but we were just recently made aware of its [...]
Oct
19
Hollywood Strikewatch: Fox Preparing For Possible Strike By Pissing Off Its Assistants
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As we all await the dread-inducing tolling of the bell atop WGA headquarters that will indicate the union has received strike authorization from its membership, it seems like a good time consider the effect that the looming work stoppage is already having on the call-rolling underclass that allows the town to function. Over at Fishbowl [...]
Oct
19
Defamer Costume Ideas: This Halloween, It’s Your Lindsay In A Box
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If you’re not feeling the 2007-era Michael Jackson/Teri Hatcher vibe, may we guide you to American Apparel’s A Hollywood Halloween, featuring costume ideas like Flashdance’s iconic stripper/welder and the Scooby Doo crew, achievable using nothing more than the ubiquitous boutiques’ multicolored basics.
And then there’s the most obvious option–American Apparel ad campaign muse and occasional unconscious [...]
Oct
19
Curious Justice: “You will die in jail,” said a Florida judge …
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“You will die in jail,” said a Florida judge in sentencing the man who pleaded guilty to inflicting “83 blunt force injuries and more than three dozen stab wounds” upon Curious George co-creator Alan Shalleck to life in prison. Is this one a little too dark for a Friday? We’ll make it up to you. [...]