Golden Celebrity

 
RUDE! TomKat obviously wear suglasses at night, but where's Suri's? Oh yeah, robots have glare protection built in. Suri needs to leave that house of crazy already. She's old enough. She can model in Paris.
 
Here's Suri and those two arriving at a photo studio in NYC last night.  
 

 
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· Hollywood StrikeWatch: The lessons of 1988. The studios rattle their sabers with one hand, then produce a giant bouquet with the other. Is it just us, or do the writers totally get the bum end of the deal in this tug-of-pencil-war? Taking the appropriate, assistant-fucking measures.
· IggyGate: Ellen DeGeneres falls apart over a dog. [...]

· James Lipton: actor, writer, academic, talk show host, raconteur, French pimp. Excuse us: American pimp living in France. Truly, there is nothing this man cannot do. [NBC.com]
· If this is how the reunited Van Halen is going to sound, we may not bankrupt ourselves buying scalped tickets to the Staples Center show after all.
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You know that thing that Jerry Seinfeld does where his voice suddenly gets very loud and high? He may have picked up that trick about invading your earspace when he briefly dabbled in Scientology 30 years ago: “You would just understand that there’s this kind of voice, and then there’s this kind of voice, and [...]

Friday
· Southern Culture on the Skids at the Echo, The Black Lips at the Troubadour, Dios Malos at the Little Radio Warehouse.
· We all have our favorite UCB Offensive Week memory–ours was Greg Fitzsimmons reminiscing about the time he worked as a producer at The Ellen DeGeneres Show. (Don’t worry Greg, we’ll never tell.) [...]