Tanning is so nasty! I've done it once and I hated lying on a bed knowing that someone's greasy ass was just on that bed before me. I mean their genital juices were in the air. Wretched.
Brit Brit loves her tanning and came out of a Malibu tanning salon last night looking like a [...]
Oct
13
Oct
13
Ummm….Where's The Kabbalah Water?
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Madonna forced poor baby David to attend a Kabbalah service in NYC today. He doesn't want to deal with that shit. Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Sandra Bernhard and her daughter Cecily also attended.
That bitch in the cowboy hat behind Ashton below is so damn hot. Wait, is that Brit Brit?
Ashton looks like a tampon.
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Oct
13
Run Katie Run!
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Katie Holmes was spotted today at the Tempelhof Airport in Berlin. Bitch needs to get on a plane headed for Antarctica and never look back.
What the hell is she wearing? Bitch has fungus growing all over her. It probably came from Tom's butt.
And where the hell is Suri? Replace her batteries and bring her [...]
Oct
13
Baby! Baby! Baby!
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According to Young, Black and Fabulous Lauryn Hill is knocked up with baby number FIVE! This is her fifth with estranged boyfriend, Rohan Marley, son of Bob. Baby number five will join Zion, Selah, Joshua and John as the Marley children.
This will be Rohan's 7th kid. His daddy had 11 kids. Come on [...]
Oct
13
So Suburban
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I'm not sure what this bitch is wearing, but she looks happy. From the waist down she looks like an extra in "Oliver!" That look is not cute, but we'll move past that.
Lindsay was spotted outside of Best Buy in Utah again yesterday. Best Buy, Nordstrom, Target….she's turning into a regular suburbanite. She'll be eating [...]