Golden Celebrity

“He-vage,” as we learned just moments ago, is “male cleavage,” and not to be confused with “he-vag,” the visible result of the “penile tuck” maneuver. The story that follows compliments George Clooney on the way he tastefully rocks one of the aforementioned terms, but we’ve already forgetten if it’s the chest or the genital variety [...]

The producers of Valkyrie claim that damage done to the footage they shot in the difficult-to-secure Benderblock location was caused by a development problem, denying that it was the nefarious work of the same fart-happy saboteur who’s hellbent on destroying Tom Cruise’s movie. [AFP/Yahoo]

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In today’s episode: Barbra Streisand; Owen [...]

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· Universal is pushing the release of George Clooney’s Leatherheads from December to April, so that Clooney can “incorporate additional footage and honor previous commitments,” hoping that the extra four months will be more than enough time for the director/star to fix all the things they can’t publicly admit they don’t like about the film. [...]