Golden Celebrity

Good news, everybody! As it turns out, those “death photos” of a “vomit-covered” Anna Nicole Smith aren’t soul-chilling depictions of her corpse at all! In fact, not only is Anna Nicole still alive in them, she’s partaking of one of her favorite activities: snacking on a fish sandwich slathered in tartar sauce. While topless. [The [...]

In response to a small item we posted two months ago wondering about whether there was any connection between adultery-facilitating dating site AshleyMadison.com and the early-twentysomething Ashley Madison sometimes romantically linked to father-figure/actor James Woods, a helpful publicist has just informed us of the site’s new campaign to retain the real-life Madison’s endorsement services, [...]

If you worship at the Church of Family Guy, you’re undoubtedly familiar with the ditty “I Need a Jew,” sung at the precise moment of episode “When You Wish Upon a Weinstein” when Griffin patriarch Peter realizes he’s helpless to manage his finances without the aid of an arithmetically-astute Member of the Tribe. A full [...]

While we never expected Kid Nation’s pioneers to succumb to the siren song of virgin sasparilla this quickly, it was inevitable that residents of CBS Bonanza City would eventually turn to drink to blunt the pain of their workaday lives; after all, there are only so many filthy, overflowing outhouses a ten-year-old can scrub before [...]

· Comedy Central decides not to renew The Showbiz Show for a fourth season, officially freeing David Spade from the conflict-inviting hosting duties that sometimes put him in the uncomfortable position of having to use puppets to explain how Heather Locklear’s marriage was already over by the time he was banging her. [Variety]
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