Golden Celebrity

We knew it probably wouldn’t be long before video of Danny Bonaduce/Johnny Fairplay “fight” at last night’s Fox Reality Channel awards show surfaced, allowing us to evaluate Bonaduce’s claims of self-defense. After you’ve had a look at the footage, it should be abundantly clear that Bonaduce was moved to violence solely out of concern for [...]

We’re happy to report The View seems to have found its way back to the good-natured and ribald discussions that made it such a welcome oasis from our daily homemaking chores in the first place–as evidenced by some recent chiding by a visiting Caveguest, and a lively-but-never-personal debate over the true shape of the planet [...]

It seems like we only manage to check in with Nicolas Cage under extremely weird circumstances, like Transylvanian real estate transactions and visits to Japanese cooking shows, so it’s with a measure of relief that we bring you the comparatively mundane story of the naked guy he found prancing around his house in one of [...]

· Oh, Johnny Drama, you’re so much better than this: Kevin Dillon will star in the 300 spoof National Lampoon’s 301: The Legend of Awesomest Maximus Wallace Leonidas. Will someone please book him for some personal appearances and save him from this kind of strike-insurance slumming? [Variety]
· Cavemen’s overhauled series premiere “performed OK” in [...]

There is truly no hope for humanity. Somehow, “several tabloids” reported that Eva Longoria’s obviously fake, thoroughly unfunny parody of the Paris Hilton sex tape was real, necessitating that she now go on the record about the “scandal.” [Extra]