Golden Celebrity

 
Bea Arthur took home 51% of your votes and won September's HS of the Month! Mike Rowe wasn't that far behind with 39%, but Bea still smoked his ass! Thanks to all who voted!!!
 
 

It’s hard to tell if Jeremy Piven’s guest-drumming appearance in last night’s Metal Skool show at the Key Club was another one of those memorably impromptu Make A Wish moments we’ve previously seen from him or something prearranged by a publicist wanting to keep him happy, but we suppose the question of spontaneity is ultimately [...]

A fittingly anticlimactic coda to the Phil Spector mistrial came today, as the members of his defense team–who by now should have been sitting in adjoining hammocks in a tropical locale, clinking coconut cups over never having to deal with their mushroom-headed client again–have decided to move on from the case entirely:
Los Angeles Superior Court [...]

With a controversy-shy ABC having retooled all of the potentially inflammatory, racial-allegory material out of the version of Cavemen that finally debuted last night, the show was forced to generate edgy laughs by having its put-upon Neanderthals participate in activities for which primitive Man would seem hilariously ill-suited, like selling futons at a fictionalized Ikea, [...]

Apparently, IESB.net broke the news of the stolen Indy 4 items yesterday, complete with details that went unreported in LAT story we noted earlier, like that the thief was shopping around $2000 worth of the goodies to places like TMZ, and that an LAPD/FBI sting operation at the Standard nabbed the thief before any more [...]