Golden Celebrity

With any luck, nothing else you read today will be creepier than this sentence from Page Six’s item on the way molesty boy-band assembler Lou Pearlman used his hands to mold the talent: “Rich Cronin, lead singer of LFO, recalled Pearlman told him of an ‘ancient massage technique that if I massage you and we [...]

Yesterday, the leadership of the Writers Guild sent out an e-mail blast asking its scribe army for strike authorization, hoping that letting the entire industry know that they’ve requested the ballistic launch codes from their membership will force the studios to take their just-revived contract negotiations seriously:
“Since talks began on July 16, the companies have [...]

Leave Britney Alone Guy, it seems, fundamentally misunderstands what is expected of him in exchange for the meteoric, disposable fame he’s derived from those two minutes of carefully calculated YouTube histronics.
Dropping by the Yo on E! studio yesterday, the internet sensation who emerged a fully formed diva from the afterbirth of Spears’ VMA performance, [...]

Perhaps Vanessa Hudgens nude photos aren’t so bad after all.
At least the High School Musical star looks good in those.
Just compare those shots to how she looks when bowling and you’ll know exactly what we are talking about. Hudgens looks more awkward below than Britney Spears looks without a drink in her hand.

Conversely, check out [...]

After losing custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James and dropping them off with Kevin Federline, going tanning, and finally stopping by the DMV, the great Britney Spears checked into Beverly Hills’ Peninsula Hotel.
Her friend Sam Lufti - best known for getting into a physical altercation while getting served in Spears’ custody fight - was [...]