Golden Celebrity

· Confident that Medellin left enough of Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar’s life unexplored to warrant another biopic, the Yari Film Group is fast-tracking passion project Killing Pablo (starring Javier Bardem in the role immortalized by Vinnie Chase), though they likely won’t be able to squeeze it in before a possible strike next summer. [...]

A flurry of tanning-bed-related activity has followed Britney Spears’ relinquishing of her two sons to Kevin Federline’s custody yesterday (a moment to let that sink in like a rusty anchor), which we sum up for you here in an easy-to-skim, round-up fashion:
· Britney’s first stripped-of-her-children activity was a tanning session at “Epitome, her favorite [...]

Even though the network might not want critics to have advance access to its retooled Cavemen premiere (weirdly, as we typed those words, we could’ve sworn we heard Peter Krause whispering from the sidebar, “The comedy that has everyone talking debuts at 8 p.m. tonight , only on ABC”), they realize the importance of making [...]

Unafraid to push the limits of breaking celebrity news, The Insider may have been the first media outlet to inform the world that Dancing with the Stars contestant Jane Seymour’s mother has died. [The Insider Online]

As our review copy of Rosie O’Donnell’s memoir appears to have gotten lost in the mail, we’ve had to settle for the modest trickle of leaks available in press coverage, where so far we’ve learned of Donald Trump’s molluskan qualities and of childhood tea parties in which the self-exiled former View panelist would horrify her [...]