Golden Celebrity

· No, The Rock, don’t eat those cookies your daughter baked for you! There’s cinnamon in them, and you’ll have a hilarious allergic reaction that makes you talk like Robin Williams doing his Deaf Guy impression!
· Posh makes the far tougher-looking Nazi-hunter, in our opinion.
· Two generations of Stillers offer updates on [...]

We’ll admit to perhaps being in the tiniest amount of denial about this Kiefer Sutherland DUI situation, as we spent most of the week trying to convince ourselves that the story was just some kind of hallucinatory side effect of our own Tuesday morning hangover. But then news arrives about charges being officially filed [...]

Friday
· Music round-up: Girl Talk at Echoplex; The National at the Wiltern; Low at the Troubadour; Rob Dickinson at the Hotel Café.
· Garrett Morris’ Downtown Comedy Club hosts the semifinals of the first annual California Comedy Festival.
· The Swerve Festival begins its weekend-long celebration of “West Coast creative culture and its community inspired by art, [...]

While repeat DUI-offender Michelle Rodriguez’s employment woes have been temporarily staved off, having won a role in James Cameron’s hotly anticipated Avatar, her legal troubles continue to come up on her like a Spam-and-cheese sandwich after one too many after-work Scorpion Bowls. At issue is an L.A. parole violation for her drunk driving arrest in [...]