Parasite Hilton was on David Letterman last night and he seriously grilled her ass. Paris once again switched from her deep voice to her baby voice, because bitch is insane. For most of the interview Dave kept asking her about jail and she finally said she didn’t want to talk about it anymore, because she’s [...]
Sep
29
David Letterman IS SO HOT
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Sep
29
Michael Jackson Didn’t Get Married…?
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As exclusive a rumour as this must have been, why wasn’t I told? Supposedly, some people have been claiming that Michael is, or was married, and there was enough of them that his representative…
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Sep
29
I'm Sorry For Every Bad Thing I Said About You, Scientology
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David Hans Schmidt was the dude that tried to extort $1 million from Tom Cruise in exchange for stolen photos of Tom's wedding to that robot lady thing. Well, David was found dead inside his shower in his Phoenix condo yesterday afternoon. He apparently hung himself, but well….I'm not saying.
David was on house arrest and [...]
Sep
29
So Natural
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Xtina! Pregnancy is really bringing out your natural glow. Your skin looks like the perfect shade of tangerine. Your eyes look like two blobs of coal on an orange snowman. Your lips are the perfect shade of period blood. You are truly a natural beauty.
Here's Xtina and her hunk of a husband at Magnolia [...]
Sep
29
JLo and Skeletor opened their "El Concierto Del Messo" tour in Atlantic City, NJ last night. I can't even hear them and my ears are already bleeding. Concert organizers should find a way to put JLo on mute. I mean listening to her sing live should be strictly optional. Hopefully they had some mercy and [...]