Golden Celebrity

TMZ has video of Ice-T performing at Plumm in NYC last night. Towards the end of his performance he brings CoCo’s lusciousness onstage and wants everyone to know her fat ass is 100% real. He goes in for a grab to prove it. That ass jiggles around like three squirrels dancing in a bowl of [...]

A tipster suggested that we reprise our Friday Afternoon Nonsense Theater feature with the above compilation clip of Found Footage Festival superstar Jack “Winnebago Man” Rebney, and since we’re all about empowering our readers to make our jobs easier on excruciatingly slow news days, we’re happy to comply. In the previous installment, we were [...]

The “save John From Cincinnati ad” taken out in today’s THR is probably a case of too little, too late as the quickly aborted surfing drama’s sets have been struck, its cast scattered, and its creator already tasked with dreaming up a new world in which his characters can communicate in a language primarily comprised [...]

Is ABC not sending out advance screeners of the primitively retooled Cavemen to critics because the network doesn’t have any confidence in their product? Of course not! “‘They’re not ready,’ the spokesman said. ‘They want the “finishing touches” completed before critics take a peek, and that won’t happen before the premiere. ‘That’s all there is [...]

Incarcerated Girls Gone Wild titty-flash magnate Joe Francis isn’t afraid to get topical in spreading the word about MeetJoeFrancis.com, the handsomely designed internet presence he launched last week to keep the public up-to-date on his hopes, dreams, and fears while he continues his ongoing battle with a judicial system hell-bent on keeping him off the [...]