Paris Hilton has a new perfume out called Eau De Wonk. No, it’s called “Can-Can” and it’s inspired by the movie Moulin Rouge. Bitch should’ve called it “Cunt-Cunt.” What the hell does Moulin Rouge smell like anyway?! That is the dumbest inspiration for a perfume I’ve ever heard.
ETOnline also has a behind-the-scenes video of skank [...]
Sep
27
Pee-Yew!!!!
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Sep
27
The King And Whoah!
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When dudes shave their head that close all the time does that mean that they went bald? Joey Lawrence has been looking like Yul Brynner for the past couple of years and I'm not into it. Unless he's planning on singing "Shall We Dance?" 8 times a week there's no need for that. I'd still [...]
Sep
27
Joseph Fiennes Will Chop It Off
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Joseph Fiennes hot ass will get trannylicious for FX's new pilot about a dude who gets his dicked cut off. Ryan Murphy of Nip/Tuck fame and Brad Pitt will executive produce that bitch. Ryan will also direct.
The untitled drama formerly titled "4 oz." will follow a family man's journey into becoming the woman he's always [...]
Sep
27
This Can't Be Comfortable
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I don't have titties and I can tell you that this bra is not comfortable. It's squeezing her luscious breasts! That's breast abuse.
So, this scientist named Joanne Morgan invented this special new bra for women with large breasts. She calls it the Faveo Freedom Bra. I call it retarded.
She came up with the idea [...]
Sep
27
Cut That Mop!
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Why won't my beloved Adrien Brody cut that duster already. If it gets any longer he really will start to look like Yanni. Even Linda Evans looks at him like "Been there, done that!"
Here's Adrien wearing a hideous belt with Jason Schwartzman at a press conference for Darjeeling Limited in NYC today.