On this morning’s Today show, early-rising interrogator Matt Lauer broke out the nipple clamps and car battery in hopes of getting some answers out of ex-Britney Spears bodyguard and Spears-Federline Custody Trial of the Century “secret witness” Tony Barretto regarding his shocking accusations that he’d personally observed the twice-rehabbed mother of two abusing unspecified substances [...]
Sep
24
Annals Of Personal Protection: Britney Spears’ Human Drug-Doing Shield Tells His Story On ‘Today’ Show
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Sep
24
Sex Tape Dept: Dubious Meg White Sex Tape Probably Not What’s Causing Her Acute Anxiety
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As much as we’d like to believe that we spent the last two minutes and thirty-one seconds of our lives (OK, five minutes and two seconds–we had to watch it twice for purely professional reasons) viewing an actual Meg White sex tape (link NSFW)–whose unexpected appearance has already fueled overheated internets speculation that it was [...]
Sep
24
Monday Morning Box Office: What Zombie-Killing Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas Etc Etc
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On this wintry, late-September Monday morning, take a sip of your cocoa, adjust your scarf, and try to keep warm in these frigid low-60 temperatures as you review the weekend box office numbers:
1. Resident Evil: Extinction - $24 million
As far as we can tell from Resident Evil: Extinction’s promotional materials and abbreviated online summaries, the [...]
Sep
24
A Jessica Alba Photo Tribute
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Good Luck Chuck looks like an awful movie.
That being said, we don’t deny the film’s premise: Jessica Alba is hot.
The former star of the TV series Dark Angel has made a career out of this fact - and we’re proud to document it in the photo tribute below:
In Honey, Alba did her best impression [...]
Sep
24
Editorial: Time to Pull the Plug on Celebrity Gossip
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TMZ, the outfit that has broken stories including the one about Mel Gibson and his raging drunkenness, now has “TMZ on TV.” Perez Hilton, star of a juvenile celebrity gossip blog, is the star of a new VH1 show called “What Perez Sez.”
It may be too late to go back, what with Us Weekly dominating [...]