Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke to Columbia University this afternoon and he declared that his country was homo-free!
He said, "In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have [...]
Sep
24
There's Finally A Heaven For the Homophobes Of The World!
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Sep
24
Put Your Slut Dog On The Pill!
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Dita Von Teese is starring in a new round of ads for PETA asking for your to fix your skank whore dogs and cats, so they won't get knocked up anymore.
Dita said, "Every year, thousands of dogs and cats are put to death in Britain because there are not enough good homes. You can help [...]
Sep
24
Afternoon Crumbs
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Jake G is in Interview Magazine - For all you Jakealoonies - Just Jared
The Hills girls sit around in their lingerie - Egotastic!
Kate Hudson walks the streets in her robe (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Tara Reid continues to fool us by looking cleaned up when she goes out - Hollywood Tuna
Owen Wilson goes back to [...]
Sep
24
Spectorwatch: Deadlocked Spector Jury Given A Wider Variety Of Verdict-Rendering Options
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What we had presumed would take a matter of hours–the handing down of a guilty verdict upon Phil Spector, after an endless parade of witnesses took to the stand to testify about his gun-toting and woman-hating rock n’ roll-pioneer ways–is now dragging into its second week, the jury still deadlocked 7-5. To muddle matters further, [...]
Sep
24
Defamer On The Street: Captain Jack Sparrow, Homer Simpson React To The O.J. Situation
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Concerned that Hollywood’s most interesting voices were being willfully ignored by the mainstream media in the aftermath of O.J. Simpson’s daring, if ill-fated, Las Vegas sports-memorabilia heist, we sent tireless Defamer videographer Molly McAleer to Grauman’s Chinese Theater’s intellectually vibrant public square to document the reactions of some of the insightful cultural pundits who tirelessly [...]