Golden Celebrity

Greg Scarnici has done it again! He’s the creator/perform of that amazing Beyonce “Ring the Alarm” video and now he’s taken on Brit’s VMA performance. It’s funny as hell, but he really should’ve gained a good 30 for the role.
Source: TMZ

 
Why does Jordan have a book out about taking care of ponies? At first I thought it said "Katie Price's Perfect Poon" and I know that had to be a mirage, because there's nothing perfect about that poon. Also, why do I want to buy this? The synopsis sold me:
 
Katie Price rode her first pony [...]

 
In honor of it being such a slow news day, I bring you my favorite hookers of the month! These two gorgeous ladies are a mother and daughter hooker team. 62-year-old Mary Clark Duncan and her daughter, Theresa, were arrested in Fort Payne, Alabama after they were caught allegedly soliciting sex to an undercover cop.
 
They [...]

 
Extra TV's Mario Lopez spoke to Oscar De La Hoya about those tranny pictures that his lawyer have already denied as being real.
 
Mario said, “Oscar and I have been friends for a long time…we go way back. He [De La Hoya] is absolutely not in those pictures…very clever photo shop.”
 
“I just spoke [...]

 
Paris Hilton has been banned from attending Germany's Oktoberfest this year after organizers felt she "cheapened" last year's event. Paris attended in 2006 to promote her own canned wine. She even dressed up in a traditional Bavarian costume.
 
Locals were outraged and accused event producers of selling out.  
 
Munich's tourism chief said that this year celebrity [...]