Golden Celebrity

PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time you spotted a close-to-bursting Salma Hayek giggling at herself in a [...]

A reinvigorated Fred Goldman, eager to capitalize on his $33.5 million 1997 civil suit ruling against O.J. Simpson, was undoubtedly pleased to learn If I Did It–the hypothetical double-murder confession whose ghostwriter claims is anything but hypothetical–is a hot enough seller to garner a second printing. With Simpson’s promotional tie-in of an arrest, Goldman’s eyeballs [...]

Celebrity animal-wrangler Jack Hanna learns the hard way that square boxes containing flamingos and round, narrow airport turnstyles are a dangerous combination. But good news: the ensuing flamingo-extraction mission was an unqualified success. [Yahoo! News]

&middot CBS has quietly set up preview screenings of Kid Nation at elementary schools in major markets for students, parents, and teachers, where families can come together and discuss the exciting child-labor-law issues raised by the controversial new series, as well as receive assurances from the network that no children were eaten by bears during [...]

Tracy Morgan may have cultivated an image as a happy-go-lucky, shirt-doffing, impregnate-every-lady-in-El-Paso teddy bear, but if you even think of messing with his Astronaut Jones sketch by giggling like a little girl, he will knock you the fuck out, Jimmy Fallon. [P6]