Kentucky Weather man Chris Allen let the 16-year-old douche inside him come out when his weather graphic was accidentally switched with a giant breast from a segment that aired earlier.
They should promote his ass! Now that’s entertainment. Eff the weather, they get it wrong anyway. I want to see more of Chris Allen licking [...]
Sep
15
My Kind Of Weather Man
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Sep
15
Aretha Franklin Wants Halle Berry To Play Her!?
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Oh shit! Halle Berry as Aretha Franklin? Aretha as a fetus maybe! Anyway, Aretha is currently working on the television movie of her life and said she's interested in Halle playing her. Aretha also said Jennifer Hudson (PLEASE NO) and Fantasia might be into it. Billy Dee Williams and Terrence "Baby Wipes Only" Howard are [...]
Sep
15
No, You're Retarded
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People Magazine asked Parasite Hilton about the rumor going around that she wants to adopt four blonde babies. The ever poignant Paris said, "That's retarded. No, I'm not." Well put.
Paris also spoke about rumors that she's dating Adrian Grenier. She denied she was dating him, but said it was nice talking to someone [...]
Sep
15
This past week a bunch of you guys sent me this website called MarryOurDaughter.org. Some of you were outraged that such a website exists and some asked to borrow money so you could buy yourself a bride to do your cooking and cleaning.
The website is a place where parents can sell off their [...]
Sep
15
The World's Hottest Midget
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Tom Cruise has been voted "The Sexiest Little-Man" in a British poll. 5'7" topped or should I say bottomed the list of the hottest celebrity midgets. Tom beat out a bunch of people I don't know, because most of them are British celebrities. Looks like the competition wasn't that stiff. Here's the list, you can [...]