And the official title of the project previously known as Fourth Installment of the Indiana Jones Adventures is…[drumroll, please] Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. [sound of crickets, the barely audible scratching of heads, and someone quietly muttering, "Well, they've still got time to change it. Maybe they can save face by [...]
Sep
10
We Swear We Wanted To Like Whatever They Called It, But: And the official title of the project previously …
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Comments Off
Sep
10
Emmys: Golden Boy Justin Timberlake Can Stick His Dick In A Box And Win An Award
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Comments Off
There was perhaps no better moment in capturing the wildly divergent career paths taken by former Mickey Mouse Club co-stars and lovers Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears than this weekend, when Timberlake not only swept the same MTV trophy ceremony on which Spears hammered the last press-on nail into her comeback coffin, but also managed [...]
Sep
10
Second Chances: Compassionate ‘Extra’ Selflessly Offers Britney Spears a VMA Do-Over
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Comments Off
Perhaps moved by Sarah Silverman’s unflattering impression of the clean-shaven vagina for which VMA trainwreck Britney Spears is infamous or by the tear-soaked exit from the ceremony they’ve exclusively captured on video, the producers of Extra have generously offered the disgraced pop star a chance at nationally televised redemption. From their press release:
“EXTRA’S” OPEN INVITATION [...]
Sep
10
Memoir Vs Memoir: The Scarecrow, The Slug, And The Jell-O: Trump Inspires Rosie To Literary Heights
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Comments Off
With the flap fact-checking snafu now fully rectified, Rosie O’Donnell’s Celebrity Detox is on course for its October 2 publication date, when celebrity memoir aficionados looking for something a little more substantial and less disclaimer-ridden than O.J. Simpson’s If I Did It can curl up with a cup of tea and the angry musings of [...]
Sep
10
Today On Defamer Jobs: Bios Editor - Baseline StudioSystems, Los …
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Comments Off
Bios Editor - Baseline StudioSystems, Los Angeles, CA
Freelance Writer - OpposingViews, Los Angeles, CA
(witty, astute, fearless ) WRITERS WANTED - CanadaWry.com, Thunder Bay, ON, Canada (work from home)
Your Job Here! [Defamer Jobs]