Golden Celebrity

Pretty much everything you need to know to get a sense of how bad things were for the networks during last week’s Nielsen apocalypse is contained in CNN.com’s always-handy Story Highlights box. Except for this fun fact: that ratings-leading Two and a Half Men episode was a rerun. This, of course, is great news for [...]

Having steadily risen the variety show emceeing ranks since he was plucked from relative obscurity by the immaculately manicured hand of Merv Griffin himself, it was really only a matter of time before American Idol host and E! red carpet munchkin Ryan Seacrest would be asked to preside over a major awards telecast. But until [...]

Yesterday, the internets were ablaze with rumors (well, really, one rumor) that allegedly gender-shuffling Matrix co-director Larry Wachowski had finally completed a long-whispered-about sex change, opting to spend the rest of his life as a woman named Lana who would haunt the dreams of every embattled publicist unlucky enough to be assigned to subsequent Wachowski [...]

Since we’re assuming that you forgot to tune into the Tonight Show last night to watch Hollywood-related political history being made, here’s a clip of the district attorney from Law & Order dramatically stating his intention to become the President of all the U.S. Americans, an announcement that host Jay Leno helped celebrate with a [...]

 
Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane used to be such a cute girl. Homegirl must be living hard. You know what she looks like? She looks like an old, used compact sponge. The kind that's covered in old make-up, dirt, glitter and tattered at the edges. That's what Aubrey looks like. She needs a break!  
 
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