Golden Celebrity

The growing list of celebrities clamoring to join the Michael Vick Fan Club - still a very short, moronic list - has another new member: Glenn Plummer.
The Showgirls star went off on a passionate defense of the disgraced Vick while clubbin’ at Les Deux last night. He said, quote:
“$h!t, nigg@s been fighting dogs since we [...]

All over town, assistants who were pressed into twelve hours of iPhone line-waiting duty are quietly laughing to themselves, taking some small satisfaction in the fact that their boss’s expensive, must-have gadget just dropped in price by $200–that is, until those now-overpriced phones crash into the call-rollers’ skulls because they failed to anticipate the discount. [...]

Unsatisfied by Rosie O’Donnell’s disappointingly cursory video review of Whoopi Goldberg’s controversial first day on The View (”Whoopi was good,” said Rosie in the middle of critiquing the show’s new, beige-heavy set), Defamer videographer Molly McAleer decided to take her camera to the sidewalk outside of Grauman’s historic Chinese Theater, home to some of Hollywood’s [...]

The Saddest Bear in the Greater Los Angeles Area is trying to depress Glendale Galleria shoppers into buying some cookies. Won’t some plush-loving fetishist please show up with a bolt-cutter and free Slumpy Bear from the treat-promoting chains that enslave him? [blogging.la]

“Family hour”–the sacred block of TV programming between 8 and 9 p.m. that for generations has given parents a handy tool for avoiding direct and awkward communication with their children–has been found to contain higher incidents of sex, violence, and cursing than ever before, a study conducted by the Parents Television Council has found. From [...]