Golden Celebrity

· Remember, Lisa Marie Nowak, adult-undergarment-wearing, crazy-in-love astronaut? When Toni Collette finally gets the call for Breaking Orbit: The Lisa Marie Nowak Story, this clip of her asking to be freed of her cumbersome electronic ankle monitor will help the actress more fully inhabit the surefire Emmy-winning role.
· “Hey, that Hannah Montana show/Law & Order: [...]

Using the ongoing Kid Nation labor-law mess as a jumping off point, Slate explains how reality TV contestant’s lack of talent keeps them from being professional entertainers. (In a legal sense.) [Slate]

Friday
· Music round-up: Daniel Johnston at the Henry Fonda (again); The Juan Maclean and Rico (of Belle and Sebastian) do a DJ sets at Avalon; Slayer and Marilyn Manson at the Verizon Amphitheater.
· David Marks and Jon Stebbins sign The Lost Beach Boy, the story of Marks’s role in the band’s history, at [...]

If you’re anything like us, you slept terribly last night, waking up precisely every 82 minutes in subconscious protest of the bizarrely harsh prison term nonviolent, wrong-way driver Nicole Richie was forced to serve between 3:15 p.m. and 4:17 p.m. early yesterday afternoon. Doing its civic responsibility, the LAT made the Sheriff’s Department defend its [...]

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