Golden Celebrity

The differences between Jordin Sparks and Britney Spears are almost too numerous to list.

One is saving herself for marriage; one has welcomed men into her bed that range from Kevin Federline to Matt Encinias to Criss Angel.
One has a full head of curls; one is still growing back her hair after an impulsive, late-night shave.
One [...]

Get excited, High School Musical fans:
The Disney Channel is airing a special dance-along version of the sequel on Sept. 8. The hosts will include the modern day Brangelina, Zanessa (Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.)
Efron, Hudgens and company – Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman, Olesya Rulin, KayCee Stroh, Chris Warren, Jr. and [...]

In an inspired online promotion guaranteed to be warmly embraced by both new parents and gun-control enthusiasts alike, the always-innovative, viral-happy New Line marketing team has has produced the tie-in site Bullet Proof Baby for their upcoming Shoot ‘Em Up, where potential moviegoers can dream about purchasing a wide array of consumer goods (toddler-tazers, armored [...]

Actor Austin Nichols, who recently rose to prominence playing the titular, gibberish-talking drifter in HBO’s recently canceled spiritual surfing allegory (we think?) John From Cincinnati, was stopped early this morning on suspicion of driving under the influence near his family’s vacation home in Michigan. From the Jackson Citizen Patriot report:
Jackson police arrested television actor Austin [...]

Finally, someone’s devised a thoughtful way for you to recognize your favorite service professional’s first step towards stardom. There’s also one for producers who are too shy to broach the topic of how an aspiring actress can convince him to choose her for a coveted gig on a Guild movie. [someecards via SeanBonner]