Golden Celebrity

 
I've asked several hos if they thought Adam Levine of Maroon 5 was a hot piece and every damn ho said NO. Which sort of shocks me since I asked straight up hookers who would easily suck a dick for a Diet Rite not even a Diet Coke. You know who you are.
 
I think he's [...]

 
I don't mean his wife you silly fools! I mean he's growing an actual beard on his face! Get your mind out of the gay. Personally, I'm not sure if Hugh likes to hide the sausage in the man stink. I mean let's say I got famous and needed to get me-self a beard. I'd [...]

 
Uncle Kracker aka Kid Rock's former sidebitch was arrested yesterday morning on a second-degree forcible sex offense charge in North Carolina. He spoke to People Magazine and I'm very confused. I wish I knew what we were talking about. Is that a confusing way of saying "rape?" 
 
Kracka said, "It's regrettable that someone would [...]

 
Damn! I just want to get some honey, blueberries, cream and rub up all in that oatmeal. Just have a hell of a time rubbing all over that goodness.
 
Yes, it's Kimbo Stewart and yes I'm pretty sure that's panties and yes it's nasty.
 

 
Source: ONTD
 
 
 

Criss Angel is helping Britney Spears with a possible MTV Video Music Awards performance, and their relationship is purely professional, the illusionist says.
Yeah, right.
“It’s amazing what people think,” the Mind Freak said. “We’re not together. Her manager is my manager. I’m helping with one of her shows for MTV. That’s all.”
Rumors flew after the Las [...]