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Douche alert! Get your dirty vagina ready! "Rush Hour" director Brett Ratner sat down with The Advocate magazine where he revealed waaaaay waaaay waaaay too much about himself.
 

Brett: [That scene’s] from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. [...]

 
Marjorie Newlin
 

This woman is 86!!!!! She's a great-granny body builder! Love her!
 

Click here to read an interview with her
 

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Jessica Biel met up with her ex-boyfriend, Chris Evans, at a friend’s wedding, and hung out with him all night. People that were there say they were holding hands, kissing, and snuggling up to one another. She currently dating Justin Timberlake, who was off touring Europe at the time. Uh oh, Jessica’s in trouble!
While Justin [...]

· You cannot deny the Eighth-Wonder-of-the-World majesty of Billion-Dollar Director Brett Ratner’s prodigious talent. You can only hope to fellate it.
· The View clutches Whoopi to its heaving bosom. Don’t feel bad if you didn’t know; it was easy to miss. Former gab-bags Star and Rosie greatly look forward to the day when they don’t [...]

· According to a poll, 9 out of 10 adults believe that the diverting clusterfucks resulting from celebrity scandals get “too much” news coverage. Expect the immediate cancellation of Entertainment Tonight, AH, The Insider, Extra, everything on E!, and the shuttering of Us Weekly, People, Star, Life & Style and InTouch as demand for gossip [...]