Golden Celebrity

On a conference call about how much richer Shrek the Third is making him, DreamWorks Animation’s Jeffrey Katzenberg passes up a perfectly good opportunity to throw Paramount emperor Brad Grey under the bus: “‘We feel they have done an outstanding job of marketing and distributing our products to date,’ Katzenberg said. ‘We continue to have [...]

Since we found CNN.com’s promotion of the world-shaking news that Whoopi Goldberg would fill the Rosie O’Donnell-shaped indentation on The View’s couch a little too subtle, we’ve proposed a better way for them to assure that eyeballs will be more effectively directed to the most important, breaking story of any given moment. We’re sure the [...]

Well, America, our long, sleepless nights of stress and nail-gobbling suspense are finally over: Baba Wawa has finally announced that “Oscar-winning actress and Broadway superstar” Whoopi Goldberg is permanently replacing Rosie on The View as its moderator, mysteriously leaving off her resume that grand televisual nugget Whoopi! . The news was greeted by a standing [...]

With the simultaneous release of covers stories trumpeting the plight of Britney Spears‘ two young sons [Ed.note--Weren't there three at one point? Maybe she left one in the Bellagio on her last trip to Vegas. Pls. research.] in progressive-parenting journals Us Weekly and Life & Style, an air-raid siren has been sounded at the headquarters [...]

Apparently, the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair will feature a piece on that increasingly vital subset of the celebutard population, Guys Who Have Married, Impregnated, Or Serially Copulated With Women Who Possess More Wealth And/Or Fame Than They Do, an exposé on the hanger-on lifestyle (one which, in the words of writer Nancy Jo Sales, [...]