Golden Celebrity

 
Yesterday evening was the premiere of the movie "Anna Nicole" which stars Willa Ford as the title character. Willa didn't show, but other major A-listers did. Bobby Trendy who plays himself in the film showed as did Chyna Doll and Mary Carey. Get my sunglasses, I'm blind from all this star power.
 
Chyna actually doesn't [...]

 
No, this isn't a story about Lindsay Lohan doing cokie in the cooze. It's about this cat on coke. Poor pussy.
 
An Australian moron took his 8-month old cat to the vet after the cat's pupils were dilated and its heart was racing. The man confessed to the vet that the cat was locked in [...]

 
I know it's a Holiday weekend and all, but damn this news day has been BLEAK. I don't think most of you care, since some of you are probably already drunk. I envy you. Anyway, this is why I bring you a quote from David Schwimmer on British food.
 

He told a British journalist, [...]

This week in National Enquirer, along with Brad and Angie’s custody battle over Shiloh–, which is so untrue, I’m not even going to bother writing about it; whoever the lead was on…
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The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world you probably have never even considered. Because they are pointless, and above all, not real.
Earlier this week, the claws came out as TV cheerleaders Hayden Panettiere and Minka Kelly (meow!) battled [...]