Golden Celebrity

Hey, did you hear that Lindsay Lohan was in a drunk driving accident this weekend?
We mean that literally: Did you actually hear it? As in, the 911 tape released by authorities yesterday.
The call, released by the Santa Monica City Attorney’s office, was presumed to be made by Michelle Peck, the mother of one of Lohan’s [...]

 
Britney Spears has taken the kids to Las Vegas. The problem is she's apparently broken her custody agreement with KFed. Their agreement states that she is not allowed to take the kids out of Los Angeles unless she gets permission from him. KFed's lawyers have ordered Brit Brit back to L.A. STAT according to [...]

 
Naomi Watts has finally popped after being pregnant for like 12 years now. She gave birth early this morning in Los Angeles. No word on the sexy (a typo I'm keeping) or name of the baby. I'm guess the name is boring and the sexy is boring, because these two are BORING.
 

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Thank God Phoebe Price attended an event last night! I was going through withdrawals. Look at her. She's such a beautiful creature. Yes, she bought her dress in the Barbie department at Toys 'R Us, but she carries it well!
 

Here's PP at the opening of a Bennigan's in Toledo, Ohio. NO! It [...]

 
David Hans Schmidt was arrested this week by the FBI for trying to sell private wedding pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes he stole. He was asking $1 Million for the pics. This idiot approached Tom's camp earlier this year into buying the pictures back. Tom's camp immediately called the FBI. 
 
Over the past decade [...]