Golden Celebrity

 
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TMZ caught Paris Hilton and Cisco  Adler "canoodling" and "making out" last night at Guy's karaoke night. She apparently also gave him a lap dance.
 
Paris also gave the audience a performance of "Stars are Blind" and "Bette Davis Eyes." I'm not sure what's more vomit-inducing.
 
The thought of Paris with a mouthful of saggy [...]

 
Someone's gonna get a moustache ride by the end of the night! Michelle Rodriguez was snapped with a gal pal leaving Guy's last night.  
 
MRod claims she's strictly dickly, but that lesbo-pout was made for the moustache!
 
Oh and I think I want overalls now. It'll butch up my image….or completely fag it up even [...]

 
UsWeekly claims Jessica Alba called up her boyfriend of 2 1/2 years, Cash Warren, and told him "I'm not in love with you anymore." Jessica is currently overseas promoting "Fantastic Four." Hours after telling him she was done with him, Jessica had her assistant in Los Angeles go to her home and pack all [...]

 
Is OK! Magazine blowing a bunch of steam up our asses? They said that they would publish "exclusive" pictures of Britney Spears along with a heartbreaking article. Well, according to Jossip it ain't so. They got this tip from an insider.
 

OK! has no Britney exclsuive [sic] photos and the interview’s bad…no real revelations. Sarah [...]