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Lindsay Lohan is a careless, reckless, spoiled, drug-addicted princess with mediocre singing and acting talent.
Instead of reciting the obvious, however, we’ll reveal the details our staff has pieced together regarding this trash bag’s most recent arrest. Combing through various celebrity gossip sources has helped us discover the following:
At around 2:15 this morning, Lohan was was [...]
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Apparently terrified by the sight of Tom Cruise in a military uniform, a spokesman for the German Protestant Church loses his mind a little and calls Cruise the “Goebbels of Scientology.” Predictably, a rep for Cruise calls the comments “irresponsible and wrongheaded” and says they “[belittle] the enormity of the Nazis’ crimes.” Stay tuned [...]
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In truth, the news of this morning’s Lindsay Lohan arrest for suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine-laden pants should be a somber occasion, one where we’re forced to reflect upon how fame can corrupt even the seemingly most stable of celebrities.
But when someone has gone through the trouble of assembling [...]
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Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan, recent Promises Malibu graduate and voluntary wearer of apparently nonfunctioning transdermal alcohol-monitoring devices, has been arrested–and subsequently released on $25,000 bail–for DUI and coke possession (instead of a “usable amount of cocaine,” this time we have the nearly as catchy “cocaine found in pants”) in [...]
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Apparently Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aren’t doing so hot. Well, I’m so surprised.
Anni here, bringing you the latest on the two not-so-much-in-love birds. This time around, Brad is…
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