Steve Sanders is like fine wine, he gets better with age. His titties are a little lumpy and he most likely has blonde pubes, but the things I would do. I was always about Dylan McKay, but while Luke is losing the battle, Ian is definitely winning it.
Yes I'd hit it, felch it, snowball it, [...]
Jul
22
Would You Hit It?
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Jul
22
Just An Intimate Lunch
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Eva LongWHORIA is such a damn whore for fame. Look at this shit. How effin pleasant is it to be stuffing your mouth with cannoli while a dozen cameras are pointing at you. The funny thing is I searched and searched for photos of Eva stuffing her skank mouth and couldn't find not one. She [...]
Jul
22
Alli Sims is trying to be a pop star!? OH HELL NO! Alli is Britney's cousin and up until recently she was joined at the hip with Brit Brit. Alli is now looking to break into music and riding on her cousin's back fat to fame.
First of all…I think JJ supervised this [...]
Jul
22
Blohan Loves Coke
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She's mocking us, right? Dumb whore. She's drinking coke in public, but doing whippits behind the scenes? Whippits! I still can't get over that ghetto shit.
Anyway, Blohan partied again on the beach in Malibu yesterday. The paps say she was getting chummy with a new mystery tool. Are all these Hollyweird hos in contest to [...]
Jul
22
He Sings?!?
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What the hell kind of songs does Jesse Metcalfe sing? He probably doesn't even know how to play the guitar. He just thinks it makes him look like a masculine dude and shit. I got news, he still looks like a drag queen who's just removed her make-up. His hair is always so effin greasy. [...]