Golden Celebrity

 
Carmen…Carmen….Carmen….spend less time on ruining your hair and more time figuring out the teeth situation. You have an issue and it needs working on. Please, take some Oxyclean to those. I just want to take my finger nail and scrape that shit off. It would make a tasty snack on a Ritz cracker!
 
Her bref [...]

This from February, but it’s pretty funny and by funny I mean pathetic. It’s UK’s most sophisticated lady, Jodie Marsh, getting the ugliest tattoo ever! The tattoo was chosen by the readers of Bizarre. Her choices included:
Permanent snot drip under nostril
Sperm with a perm on one side of the pelvic area and perhaps and egg [...]

 
Paves is going to be pissed! Paris Hilton is now giving him something to fight for. Paris has entered the world of celebrity fake-hair. She's teamed up with Dreamcatchers to bring you the "world's best hair extensions."
 

Say goodbye to damaging glues, waxes, weaves and clips! Yeah and say hello to crabs, crusty [...]

 
It's more Puss and Butts in W Magazine. Don't get me wrong, I love Posh and her atomic nipples, but I could do without her in these photos. Less alien vagina and more gay butt from Becks.
 
Posh was excited to talk a little about America. She said, “I think people are really going to [...]

 
Lindsay Lohan is deep and shit. She is currently in rehab and said it was the best decision she ever made. She told Tatler Magazine, "It (rehab) changed my life. I didn't have a good grip on it and I needed to get my shit together. I was going out too much.
"There were therapy [...]