Golden Celebrity

• Oh, that’s why I always cry! [HE]
• Stand by your much more successful friend so that Jay-Z might look favorably upon you when you next need a producer. Right? [DListed]
• Avril Lavigne says she wants to act, clearly forgetting that that’s what her entire persona is. [ICYDK]
• The problems start with the hat [...]

I should mention that the only reason rockabilly wears the crown as king of looks is because mod became too damn expensive. All the pretentious designers and fancy photo spreads—like this one—have made it impossible to go mod without going broke, and that’s not even taking into account a Vespa.
More from Lily Allen’s Elle [...]

 
Fergie Ferg most likely has a photoshopper on staff by now! Two actually! A day-shifter and a night-shifter. They shouldn't erase the meth face though. That's my favorite part!
 
 

 
I really would've given my left nutsack to hear this little quote live, but this comes from Gay Al to Star Jones at his Birfday party this past weekend:
 
“You taught me how to love and how to be a better man."
 
You probably could've heard a damn pin drop in that room. Amazing.
 
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And that's all I have to say about that! See I can be nice, sometimes. 
 
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