Golden Celebrity

 
on being with Mariane Pearl and Angelina Jolie:
 
"Being in the room with those two women is great fun. It's like sitting down with Roosevelt and Churchill – only much better-looking."
 
Ed. Note - Brad, just look pretty and keep your mouth shut. The world will spin a lot smoother that way.
 
Thanks Angela
 
 

 
I sort of feel bad for Howard K. Stern. He's like the loneliest girl in the room. Anyway, he showed up united with Larry Birkhead in a Los Angeles courtroom this morning. In court HK was named the HBIC of Anna Nicole Smith's will and Larry was named Dannielynn Hope's legal guardian. Yeah, boring shit. [...]

 
Douche to the left! Douche to the right! Douche up! Douche down!
 
Damn! Smelly pussies should've headed to the China Club last night! So much douches around that the raunchiest of twats would've gotten clean. Damn, I'm nasty. Forgive me.
 
Anyway, it was Carmine Gotti's 21st and you know how that goes. That being said, I'd let [...]

 
Damn! I didn't know Jude Law liked those rockabilly girls. I should get him some creepers. In that case I could introduce him to some of my cousins that said goodbye to the gangs and hello to Morrissey. Yes, it's like that.
 

Actually, Jude probably has no idea who he's talking to. Bitch is [...]

Nicole Richie has decided she doesn't want to spend time in the slammer. TMZ reports that her lawyer said they will fight her charge. A trial has been set for July 11.
This is her second DUI. If she's convicted then she faces as little as 5 days up to a year in prison.
Didn't she just say [...]