Golden Celebrity

Eva Longoria, whose celebrity status apparently affords her the right to steal some of the spotlight from fiance Tony Parker’s teammates, is being warned by “pals” to not go through with her wedding. Page Six reports:
“[Parker] is just not gracious,” one of them said. “He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants [...]

How about we issue a moratorium on the omnipresent ribbed tank (calling it a “wife beater” is like calling Doc Martens “nigger stompers“) in public, or at least in front of impressionable children? I’d like to not live with another generation of hairy armpits in plain sight at lunch.
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Last week Nicole Richie continued to fertilize rumors that she is with child, abstaining from alcohol at an Yves Saint Laurent pool party. While not drinking is an important way to help ensure a healthy newborn, I do hope Nicole knows that prenatal malnutrition makes babies dumb, too.
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Kathy and Rick Hilton visited their daughter Paris in jail yesterday. Inside sources tell Mollygood that to go on Father’s Day was Kathy’s idea, as she believes seeing firsthand what his shoddy fathering accomplished was a strong step toward convincing Rick to finally go through with the vasectomy.
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Last night, Tom Cruise accompanied Victoria Beckham to watch husband David’s final football match as a member of the Real Madrid club. Madrid defeated Mallorca three to one to win the Spanish title.
Asked if he had enjoyed the match, Cruise said he appreciated “any activity that diverts Earthling attention from [his] plans,” before cackling.
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