Golden Celebrity

Blame Paris Hilton for our delay in getting up Britney Spears news today. The lawbreaking hotel heiress is hogging all the celebrity gossip headlines.
But we do have the following to report on the troubled mother of Mr. Jayden James Federline:
She is NOT dating her drug counselor John Sundahl, as reports had earlier claimed. Sundahl, who [...]

It’s the best news since we heard that a nude Amanda Beard would be posing in Playboy:
Paris Hilton is going back to jail.
Judge Michael Sauer made a perfectly logical point, saying “I don’t know why the defendant couldn’t be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility.”
And with that, he sentenced the illegal [...]

Do you care what Kimberly Stewart is doing this summer? No? Neither do we.
But apparently TMZ, a different celebrity gossip site, thinks people are interested in this rich, talentless socialite. Hence, the following diary:
Hey Everyone,
Kimberly Stewart here. I’ll be writing to TMZ twice a week to give you guys all the inside dirt on [...]

 
JUSTICE AGAIN! The angels are singing for the second time this year!
 

The Judge that sent her to jail in the first place is sending her back. TMZ reports she was crying and calling for her mommy! She had to be dragged out of the courtroom! She must go back to Lynwood and [...]