Golden Celebrity

Here's Ryan Gaycrest leaving Mr. Chows in Los Angeles last night after a "date." He looks nervous. I'm guessing it's nearing midnight and he's in a hurry to get her ass home before she turns into a pumpkin man.
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The News of the World claims these photos of Lindsay Lohan were taken at a party only weeks ago. They seem to think it's shocking and disturbing. I seem to think it's just cokeheads having a lame photoshoot thinking they are cool.
 
A source close to Lindsay is scared. "These photos are very worrying. [...]

 
Pamela Anderson will star in "The Beauty of Magic" in Las Vegas for the next three months with some cat-shemale type named Hans Klok. I guess he's some amazing magician. Last night was their opening night.
 
Can he make Pamela disappear for good? I'm joking, just make those gigantic chi-chis go away.
 

 
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Hot! It's Punky Brewster aka Soleil Moon Frye at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball last night. Damn I feel old. Where's Cherry? I miss that ho. Remember when dumb Cherry hid in a fridge that was in the backyard and almost died? Awww…memories!
 

Is either a giant hamburger or a hairy vagina.
Rosie O'Donnell attended the Sunday Book & Author Breakfast at a 2007 Book Expo. She was there to promote her new book titled 'Celebrity Detox.'
The book refers to her attempt at leaving her talk show in 2002, where going from "speaking to 6 million people [...]