Golden Celebrity

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in [...]

How about when millionaires who owe a lion’s share of their success to media coverage that falsely portrayed them as punk icons turn around and say “Fuck you” to that very same media coverage? That’s always weird, because to do that is actually kinda punk. It’s retroactive punk.

You’d think Britney Spears getting drunk or being a bad mother in some way would be the most common celebrity gossip story out there. And you’d be right.
But close on the crazy heels of Jayden James’ mom is the following: reality TV stars getting naked on camera.
The trend began with former American Idol contestant Olivia [...]

Things are likely to get stressful for stripper Joslyn Noel Morse, as her tawdry affair with married New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez becomes public knowledge.
Let’s hope she handles duress better than Amy Winehouse, who reveals how a “desperate” and “depressed” past led her to start mutilating herself.

The “Rehab” songstress opens up about the slash [...]

Katherine Heigl, of My Father the Hero fame, tells Entertainment Weekly that Isaiah Washington thanked her for helping him see the error of his ways following an incident in which Washington called Grey’s Anatomy costar, TR Knight, a “faggot” (that’s even getting boring to type).
Isaiah thanked me, which I didn’t understand. He was almost [...]