Golden Celebrity

• Yep, that one makes three. [DListed]
• Hollywood clubs now promise to do what they were supposed to be doing forever. [BWE]
• All the Miss Universe contestants who stayed on their feet, thereby not humiliating their respective countries of origin. Thanks for fuckin’ nothing, Miss USA. [HT]
• The guy from Frasier who you always [...]

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in [...]

This, on the other hand, is the worst thing about summers in New York City. When things get especially nice, the streets become clogged with families so rich and boring that none of them even bother to get haircuts. They wear things like updated dashikis and amble around in flip-flops, and they’re so “mellow” going [...]

Two great ingredients to summers in New York City are pictured here. Women rushing off to barbecues bearing cheese plates and bright colors make everything fun, while off-duty cops looking things over make everything safe. Combine them, and it makes for a summer of ragers where you feel comfortable having another Mojito with some girl [...]

Here’s a fresh interview Lily Allen recently recorded for Rolling Stone. The notoriously unabashed Allen reveals that she was once expelled from high school for blowing a guy on campus and also says, “Being a woman gets me down.” One question: Isn’t she being redundant? Zing!